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shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

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