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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via relahvant)

hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via fake-mermaid)

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol
unimpressedcats:

pizza face